Ronglish

Ron always likes to give it a bit of Hollywood but this movie reference evokes sad memories of the big man’s alleged failure to cut the mustard as a terrified villager in the first Indiana Jones film. Nowadays, every packed goalmouth reminds Ron of what might have been. Still the silver screen’s loss is edgy co-commentary’s gain.

Ron might say:
Little Wright-Phillips has loaded that in the mixer again but the way Liverpool are defending, it’s a crowd scene in there.

Mrs. Ron might say: 
Enough’s enough Ron. Get Marshey and the rest out of my kitchen quick smart. It’s a crowd scene in there and I’ve got our Tracy coming round. Don’t know why you’ve got that lot over anyway. It’s not as if they haven’t seen that girl’s card tricks before.