Ronglish

Where less helpful pundits would talk about the ‘far post’, Ron - never one to discriminate against the uninitiated - thoughtfully provides a clue as to the location of this post to those not familiar with the rudiments of goalpost construction.

Shamefully, ne’er do wells like Gray and Parry quickly appropriated Ron’s mathemathical approach to post identification. So much so that Ron was forced to up the ante by clearing up the whole near post issue as well. First post it is then.

Ron might say:
.. and nobody’s picked up Crouch at the second post. Shame about the finish.

Mrs Ron might say:
That new sunbed not arrived then Ron? Don’t worry love, it might come in the second post.